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Patent attack hits Apple, RIM, AT&T, Moto...
Texas troll two-step Apple, Research in Motion, and a gaggle of other deep-pocket firms have been slapped with a wide-ranging patent infringment suit by an obscure Texas firm.?Web threats: Why conventional protection doesn't work

Feds likely to oppose Google mobile ad deal, says report
Sworn declarations on AdMob The US Federal Trade Commission is likely to oppose Google's acquisition of mobile ad outfit AdMob after requesting sworn declarations from Google competitors and advertisers, according to a report citing people with knowledge of the matter.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

CA eats Nimsoft cloud watcher
Acquisition binge continues Systems software seller CA is shelling out $350m in cash to buy Nimsoft, an outfit that makes monitoring tools for managed service providers - aka cloud providers.?Web threats: Why conventional protection doesn't work

Swedes serve up flicks with KVM
Cisco blades, minus VMware and EMC Everybody is talking up the idea of integrated stacks these days, but some customers just won't listen. They think they can just pick and choose any technology they want, like in the old days.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Mozilla open source license set for facelift
10-year-old shows her age Mozilla is updating its open source license after more than 10 years of use.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

Zeus botnets suffer mighty blow after ISP taken offline
One quarter of C&C channels vanish At least a quarter of the command and control servers linked to Zeus-related botnets have suddenly gone quiet, continuing a recent trend of takedowns hitting some of the world's most nefarious cyber operations.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

Intel's redemos six-core Gulftown
Gamers watch and wait Intel has given developers another peek at its upcoming Core i7-980X Extreme Edition processor.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

Citrix tunes XenApp for Windows Server R2
App-V virtual embrace Citrix has unveiled XenApp 6 after re-architecting the product from the ground up to take full advantage of Microsoft's Windows Server 2008 R2.?Web threats: Why conventional protection doesn't work

Google boss says something will happen in China 'soon'
Seven weeks and counting Google CEO Eric Schmidt has reiterated that the company is currently in negotiations with the Chinese government over its future in the country - despite the Chinese government's claims to the contrary - and he expects some sort of development "soon."?Web threats: Why conventional protection doesn't work

Google flips switch on mobile YouTube banner ads
Phone vid traffic up '160%' Google is now serving ads on the mobile incarnation of YouTube.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

LG 3D TV line to debut in May
Freeview HD and internet connectivity on board too LG will release its 3D TV range in May, the company said today. The line-up will comprise a pair of LED TVs and a Blu-ray Disc player.?

Voltaire brings InfiniBand switch to the masses
Accelerators speed up cluster work InfiniBand and Ethernet switch maker Voltaire this morning rolled out its Grid Director 4200, a midrange 40 Gb/sec InfiniBand switch that shoots the gap between its entry and high-end switches, and that is the product that Voltaire expects companies to buy as they adopt InfiniBand for database clustering and other HPC jobs.?Web threats: Why conventional protec...

Pistol fired on Olympic honour campaign for Turing
Celebrated cryptographer was accomplished runner The campaigner who led a successful effort last year to secure a public apology for the UK government's mistreatment of Alan Turing is calling for recognition of the celebrated cryptographer during the 2012 London Olympics.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Cryptome: PayPal a 'liar, cheat and a thug'
Account still restricted "PayPal is a fucking liar, a cheat and a thug," says Cryptome operator John Young. The eBay-owned payment service closed the Cryptome account last week, with over $5,000 of donations intended for Young in limbo.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Underground mole-satnavs to work off lightning strikes
'Sferic' zap-sniff tech for future subterranean warriors News has emerged of a secret US military programme intended to let troops navigate about inside huge underground enemy tunnel complexes by measuring energy pulses given off by lightning bolts.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Ex-Sun boss punts Apple-Microsoft-world 'tried to sue me' missive
My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire Former Sun Microsystems boss Jonathan Schwartz has claimed that Apple chief Steve Jobs threatened to sue the server and software maker in 2003.?What is your recession sales strategy?

Zero* welcome for 200 Welsh TV shows - in Wales
Nid wyf yn deall gair rydych chi'n dweud Almost 200 Welsh language programmes broadcast by S4C last month attracted precisely zero viewers, leaked audience figures show.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

MoJ halves consultancy spending
Don't need no good advice The Ministry of Justice reduced its consultancy spending from £20.7m in 2007-08 to £10.5m in 2008-09, despite the failure of other departments to meet government cost-cutting targets.?

Samsung to bundle glasses with 3D TVs
Tackles hidden cost of 3D TV viewing In a bid to become the leading supplier of 3D TVs, Samsung will bundle every one of its 3D tellies and Blu-ray Disc players with two pairs of active-shutter specs and a copy of Monsters vs Aliens, the company announced last night.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Freesat BBC iPlayer beta gets red button access
Code-only entry ended Humax and the BBC have extended their iPlayer trial to all of the manufacturers' Freesat set-top boxes, making the catch-up service available through remotes' red buttons.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Saviour likely for titsup training firm
Advent students still waiting for a saviour Administrators for Advent Computer Training, and its sister school for plumbers, believe they have found buyers for the company.?

Government spends £11k on ID card 'branding'
£1m spent on advertising, no public relations The government still seems to be shying away from spending too much money advertising its ID card and National ID Register schemes.?Web threats: Why conventional protection doesn't work

'Phantom Eye' hydrogen strato-spy drone starts building
Cruises 12 miles up on pair of Ford car engines Global arms'n'aerospace behemoth Boeing says it will now begin work in earnest on its "Phantom Eye" high-altitude hydrogen spy drone, powered by a pair of modified Ford car engines.?What is your recession sales strategy?

UK plastic fraud losses fall for first time in 3 years
Online banking losses up though A rise in online banking fraud losses took some of the shine off the overall fall in debit and credit fraud in the UK last year.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

Mozilla Jetpack flies out of laboratory into loving arms of Firefox
SDK lands with a bump Mozilla has promoted its web extensions prototype package - Jetpack - by pushing it upstairs and readying it for production with its Firefox browser.?What is your recession sales strategy?

SpringSource adds springiness to Tomcat server
Free licenses lure cloud army to VMware Open-source Java framework specialist SpringSource has unveiled a new incarnation of its Apache Tomcat-based tc Server, offering application developers and operators additional tools for building, deploying, and monitoring their software on the lightweight runtime platform.?What is your recession sales strategy?

Twitter adds filter to cut phishing lines
Every twt.tl bit helps Twitter has tightened up security procedures in order to curtail phishing attacks against users of the micro-blogging service, which have become rampant over recent weeks.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Microsoft whitewashes MSN in latest Web2.0rhea whimsy
Still not shining Silverlight on UK video player Microsoft has taken the beta wraps off its MSN homepage, which the company relaunched in the US in November 2009.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Y2.01K hits Garmin satnav
Routing like it's 1949 Garmin's Geko 201 GPS kit can't decide what year it is, flipping between decades every time it's switched on, though it's performing better on days of the week.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

UK is safer from al-Qaeda 'bastards', says security minister
Well done chaps, no damage to society at all The minister responsible for counter-terrorism has said that despite "some very nasty bastards out there who aim to do us harm", government security initiatives have made the UK safer from attacks in recent years.?What is your recession sales strategy?

Young people are lazy, think world owes them a living - prof
Trick-cyclist blasts Googleplex massage parlour It's official. Proper actual science* has confirmed that the young Westerners of Generation Y (people now in their 20s) are idle, workshy loafers by comparison to their elders. They are also think that the world owes them a handsome living, having higher expectations of salary and status than their predecessors.?Web threats: Why conventional prote...

BT boss urges fines for filesharing customers
Corporate crusaders for free speech unite Mandybill Ian Livingston, the boss of Britain's biggest ISP BT, is lobbying for the government's proposed technical sanctions against filesharers to be replaced with fines.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Microsoft boffin scoops Turing Award
Hardware guru wins computing's 'Nobel prize' A Microsoft researcher has received the Turing Award in recognition for his pioneering work in personal computing hardware and networking technology development.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

WD targets Win XP users to ease 4KB drive upgrades
Sector inspector Western Digital is to help Windows XP users more easily make the transition to so-called '4K' hard drive technology, the new standard for basic drive formatting.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Palm pops out plug-in dev kit
WebOs goes native Palm has released its Plug-in Development Kit, enabling native development for those who find AJAX just can't cut it.?What is your recession sales strategy?

Sharp preps Freeview HD set-top kit
Connect-your-own-storage DVR too Sharp will release the first of two Freeview HD set-top boxes at the end of April. It's also preparing a regular Freeview DVR that uses USB-connected storage to make it a doddle to transfer taped programmes to a PC.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

NY chef offers mam cheese canapes
Wife is 100% free range and foie gras fed A New York chef is offering samples of cheese made from his wife's breast milk with the promise that it's "100 per cent organic, free range and foie gras fed".?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Brown promises Budget in a fortnight
Warns of more bumps ahead Gordon Brown is set to announce the Budget will happen at the end of the month, increasing the likelihood that the election will be on 6 May.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Max Clifford takes £1m to drop hack probe
Kiss and don't tell Celebrity publicist Max Clifford has agreed to accept a £1m plus payoff in exchange for dropping phone hacking allegations against the News of the World.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Google goes cycling
Turn left here and jump that red light Google is offering a cycling option for users of its map service.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Google Nexus One Android smartphone
Hard to resist Review The flourishing Android operating system has appeared on phones made by Motorola, Sony Ericsson, Samsung, LG and HTC. Now Google has launched its own handset, though it?s actually made by HTC, which has made the bulk of Android handsets so far.?

Suburban woman accused of using net to recruit terrorists
Feds cuff JihadJane A suburban Pennsylvania woman who went by the online alias JihadJane used the internet to recruit Islamic terrorists and to plot the assassination of a Swedish cartoonist who depicted the Prophet Mohammed, according to a federal indictment unsealed Tuesday.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Sepaton in anti-Data Domain pitch
Dual-node MS2 cluster Criticising the pain of single-silo deduplication products, Sepaton has introduced a dual-node clustered product that can be upgraded to its larger ES2 system.?What is your recession sales strategy?

Tablet maker threatens, then robs Apple
The non-iPad iPad clone The publicity whores at China's Shenzhen Great Loong Brother tablet-PC maker are at it again.?What is your recession sales strategy?

UK pol touts canine chip implants
Doggies digitized for your protection Even if your beloved Westie is spending her declining years curled up by the hearth, Home Secretary Alan Johnson suggests she should be microchipped for the protection of her potential victims, and you should pony up for dog-attack insurance.?Case Study: WhatsUp keeps Legoland turnstyles ringing

Google opens Google Apps app store
One stop Google bolt-on shop The Mountain View Chocolate Factory has unveiled an online marketplace for third-party applications that hook into its Google Apps suite of web-based businessware.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

Floating IT lab mimics multi-tiered networks
Is it real? Or is it Skytap? Skytap - the Jeff Bezos-backed startup that lets you mimic internal IT infrastructure in the so-called cloud - has introduced a new set of automation tools designed to facilitate the creation of complex network topologies on its floating interwebs service.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

Fraud-prevention service ponies up $12m for 'false' ads
Agrees to safeguard customer data An Arizona company that sells services designed to prevent identity theft has agreed to pay $12m to settle charges it oversold their effectiveness and didn't adequately protect sensitive customer data.?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

Pillar juices flash drive box
Reliability boost roadmap Pillar Data Axiom storage arrays can go a whole lot faster, use less energy and be more reliable, thanks to a range of new features from flash drive enclosures to pre-emptive copies.?The power of collaboration within unified communications

Apple's draconian developer docs revealed
The first rule of iPhone Club is... In the 1999 movie Fight Club, Brad Pitt famously tells a huddle of pugilistic aspirants: "The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club."?Offloading malware protection to the cloud

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